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chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law



this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

(Source: power-of-angel, via lsdzeppelin)

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unexplained-events:

Back in 2012, Paul Gaylord (go ahead and laugh) contracted the Bubonic Plague from his cat. He was in a coma for 27 days and ended up losing all his fingers and toes. Gaylord’s condition was so bad that the day before he woke up, doctors considered pulling the plug.
This is both amazing and horrifying.
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unexplained-events:

Back in 2012, Paul Gaylord (go ahead and laugh) contracted the Bubonic Plague from his cat. He was in a coma for 27 days and ended up losing all his fingers and toes. Gaylord’s condition was so bad that the day before he woke up, doctors considered pulling the plug.


This is both amazing and horrifying.

Source

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16 hours ago

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

(Source: omenta, via lsdzeppelin)

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16 hours ago

unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

(Source: dvaefranco, via clraft)

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16 hours ago

Shit gets real at roleplay prom

(Source: may--queen, via beachglassblues)

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phoenix-falls:


vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via sleepingwithvaginas)

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religiousmother:

obaema:

genitalzz:

weoutheredoingit:

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

this aint right

what

Don’t act so shocked your url is genitalzz ffs

lmfao

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elasticitymudflap:

When you really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for you

image

(via wayward--assbutt)

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