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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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Vic Fuentes singing “I want you in the most unromantic way” is probably the most romantic way anyone has ever said “I want to have sex with you”
(Source: memoriesandbattlescars, via thestoryso-near)
she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives
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the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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Hes so adorable omfg
LOOK HOW PERFECT YOU ARE
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they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via teenbarakat)
letsrub-dicks-on-expensiveshit:
My dad & I saw a peacock today & he said, “Male Peacocks should be called Peacocks and female Peacocks should be called Peatwats.” I am done
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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